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Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, the Nineteenth Century French post-impressionist painter, was renowned as a decadent epicurean who had a thing about eating animals killed in September or October. For, as each northern … Continue Reading Wilde Gluten Free Pale Ale
In 1913, in an address to the American Public Health Association at Colorado Springs, Doctor J. H. Kellog of Michigan, declared the human tree was gradually becoming insane, the birth … Continue Reading BrewDog vs. Brewski Manic Mango
In the summer heat, I longed for the cool, crisp satisfaction of a good salad. Nothing tastes quite so good or as wholesome as lettuce straight from the garden. Alas, … Continue Reading Little Bang Ira India Red Ale
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Neil was a bugger for sticking things in his mouth, or up his nose, or in his ears. Always distracted and fiddling with things. And like a zombie when the … Continue Reading Yeastie Boys Gunnamatta Earl Grey IPA
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